Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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