Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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