Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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