were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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