Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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