Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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