ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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