The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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