Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
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He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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