She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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