Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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