His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
My feet surprised me
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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