she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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