There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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