You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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