he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I forget how to act sober
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