spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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