So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Sorry about my life...
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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