yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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