Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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