the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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