so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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