What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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