we're blogging at a bar
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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