the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Vodka?
Forever.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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