i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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