Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
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she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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