Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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