If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
