I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
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please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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