just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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