I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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