Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
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Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
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He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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