So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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