brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
