Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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