The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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