On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
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i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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