Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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