She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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