I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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