so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
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Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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