i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
If I die, sorry about rent.
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