He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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