he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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