Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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