that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
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dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
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