Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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