remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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