I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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