If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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