I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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