Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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