the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
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the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
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Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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