I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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