Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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