remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
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I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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