Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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