do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
you win again, gameday.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize
